Catch 22

Obsession is just a word normal people use to shun people who are just very passionate about certain things.

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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

yes please

guys look at the pdf it’s so fucking funny

oh my fucking god

I’ve played this and it is the single best game I have ever come across. 

Took us two hours to get through 30 cards just because we were laughing so fucking hard.

Oh, my gosh.  Oh, my gosh.

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tereziowns:

what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back

what if a cat made this post

what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things

most people don’t own bears

jeez

Canadians do.

i said people

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Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.

Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)

I have a friend who goes to Harvard and I can just see her sitting there going “what i’m so confused” and having to get someone explain this too her

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This gif is my love life right now.

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Canada too

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